So, on the one hand:
I have pulled my shoulder during a yoga class. It hurts.
On the other hand:
Isn't that what I get for being such a yuppie?
On another hand, maybe on another person:
Maybe if I became Hindu, I would not hurt myself anymore, via shield of authenticity.
On some fourth hand:
I think it's kind of cool that I am approaching yuppie. Proscribed roles save time and energy! Where is my i-banker boyfriend!?